In den „April“ geschickt!

Herr Putin lässt das Morden sein,
und stellt sich lieb mit Blumen ein.
In Hinkunft wird nur mehr gespart,
der Bürger wird nicht mehr genarrt,
im Parlament wird streng getagt,
und auch kein böses Wort gesagt.

Mit Brüssel geht man ins Gericht,
die „Macher“ nimmt man in die Pflicht.
Das Volk wird gründlich aufgeklärt,
und kein Verbrechen je verjährt.

Korrupte werden streng bestraft,
die „Packelei“ wird abgeschafft.
Der Bundesrat, der friedlich döst,
wird demnächst gänzlich aufgelöst.

Den Mandataren kann man trauen,
auf ihre Sprüche kann man bauen.
Gespart wird auch im Parlament,
der „Nebenjob“ ist transparent.

Politiker sind sehr geachtet,
nach Redlichkeit wird stets getrachtet.
Die Grenzen werden überwacht,
der Garaus wird dem Pfusch gemacht.

Der Bürger wird ab nun gefragt,
der Postenschacher untersagt.
Das klingt zwar alles wunderbar,
April, April, es ist nicht wahr!

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